Hawke:Fucking darkspawn
Bethany:Fucking magic
Carver:Fucking siblings
Aveline:Fucking Hawke
Varric:Fucking Bartrand
Anders:Fucking templars
Fenris:Fucking mages
Isabela:Fucking qunari
Merrill:OOO PRETTY FLOWERS
Sebastian:MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAD
Everyone:GODDAMMIT ANDERS
Anders:My bad